Sunday, February 16, 2014

Interesting Quotes


Disclaimer: Sources are specified if they are known. These quotes were collected over time, and are not guaranteed to be accurate.
When there is in elephant in the room, introduce him.

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

The important thing is never to stop questioning. [Albert Einstein]

How inappropriate to call this planet earth when it is quite clearly Ocean. [Arthur C. Clarke]

Brick walls are there for a reason: they let us prove how badly we want things.

What information consumes is rather obvious: it consumes the attention of its recipients. Hence a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention, and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among the overabundance of information sources that might consume it. [Herbert Simon]

I think the biggest mistake most people make when they pick their first job is they don't worry enough about whether they'll love the work, and they worry more about whether it's good experience. [Steve Ballmer]

Every great human achievement is preceeded by extended periods of dedicated, concentrated effort. [Brian Tracy]

The grass is greener on this side.

The white man has the clock, but the African has the time. [African saying]

Be who you are and say what you mean because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. [Dr. Seuss]

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. [Jayaram]

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. 
Learn as if you were to live forever. [Mahatma Gandhi]

Intelligence plus character, that is the goal of true education. [MLK Jr.]

Honesty without compassion is brutality.

Strive to realize a state of inward happiness, independent of circumstances. [J.P. Greaves]

Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. [Jean-Paul Sartre]

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize the trugh. [Pablo Picasso]

Never mistake activity for achievement. [John Wooden]

You cannot be so afraid of failure that you don't attempt to succeed. [David LeGrant]

I have always strenuously supported the right of every man to his own opinion, however different that opinion might be to mine. He who denies another this right makes a slave of himself to his present opinion, because he precludes himself the right of changing it. [Thomas Paine, 1783]

Your time is limited, so don't wast it living someone else's life. [Steve Jobs]

Free speech exercised both individually and through a free press, is a necessity in any country where people are themselves free. [Theodore Roosevelt, 1918]

Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavour. [Jean-Paul Sartre]

The truth is found when men are free to pursue it. [Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1936]

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. [George Orwell, 1945]

Any time we deny any citizen the full exercise of his constitutional rights, we are weakening our own claim to them. [Dwight Eisenhower, 1963]

What is objectionable, what is dangerous about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. [Robert F. Kennedy, 1964]

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. [Albert Camus]

I've got a theory that if you give 100% all the time, somehow things will work out in the end. [Larry Bird]

Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy]

Stand on each others shoulders not on each others toes.

Short journeys always help to keep the big Journey (life) healthy... [Jong]

Choosing whom you love is the most political decision you can make. [Meera Syal]

the only way to have a friend is to be one. [Emerson]

hope that you feel this,
feel this way forever, 
you can plan a pretty picnic
but you can't predict the weather. [Outkast (Ms. Jackson)]

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. [Gloria Pitzer, 1979]

Friends come and go 
As the currents ebb and flow 
The swells and ripples that they make 
Leave mixed emotions in their wake 
For some friends drift with changing tide 
Come on strong and then subside 
Only to be cast Upon the shore 
Disappear and be seen no more 
But Some friendships are strong enough to stand 
the changing tides and shifting sand 
What is strong enough to set these friendships apart 
Affinity of mind and heart 
Love much more than mere token 
thoughts understood 
Yet unspoken 
A common bond, a mutual goal 
An understanding heart and soul 
It's these little things that mean so much 
Are strokes of friendship's velvet touch 
[Karina, sfraves, 2002]

The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. [Theodore Roosevelt]

In high seas or-a low seas, 
I'm gonna be your friend. 
And baby high tide or low tide, 
I'll be by your side. [Bob Marley]

The act leading to conception involves half a billion sperm: Long ago each of us overcame the toughest odds we'll ever face. Life itself is a comparative afterthought, a bonus, a casual cooling-off chat in the post-game locker room. Had I learned this sooner, I might have lightened up a bit.

I'm not going to lie to you: It's hard to change. It's easy to keep going along, never pushing yourself. There are days when I don't feel like getting out of bed and going to my studio. But I do it, because I know I'll be a better and stronger person for it. And it's not because I'll have exercised my body. It's because I'll have exercised my will. And a strong will can overcome anything. [Billy Blanks (Tae-Bo)]

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. [Marie Curie]

One thing we know, which the white man may one day discover-- our God is the same God. You may think now that you own Him as you wish to own our land; but you cannot. He is the God of all people, and His compassion is equal for all... [Chief Seattle, Suquamish people, 1854]

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. [Rebecca West 1913]

I have a special butt... It has special curves, and it kinda has it's own attitude... I think the audience can feel that, and if I were to try to put someone else's butt in that place, the audience would feel cheated and emotionally insulted. [Will Smith on doing underwear scenes]

The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr. [Muhammed]

Tradition is just the illusion of permanence. [Woody Allen]

Don't make me come down there. [God]

Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half of the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. [Thomas Jefferson]

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters when compared to what lies within us.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. [JFK]

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it. [Thucydides]

He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever. [Tom Connelly]

Choose your love, love your choice [Thomas Monson]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. [Elanor Roosevelt]

Victory is what happens when ten thousand hours of training meet up with one moment of opportunity.

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. [Mahatma Gandhi]

Happiness is Available. Help yourself. [Thich Nhat Hanh]

From the dawn of time man has struggled for just four things: food, safety, someone to love, and a pair of shoes that fit. [Being Human]

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to. [Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece]

sometimes the hand that holds you is the hand that holds you down

ideology can withstand legality [rudy paraphrased]

it's all because of you, i'm never sad and blue, you brightened up my day, in your own special way... whenever you're around, i'm never feeling down, you are a trusted friend, in you i can depend. [mary j]

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. [Seneca]

let go of my ears. i know what i'm doing.

Since the measuring device has been constructed by the observer... we have to remember that what we observe is not nature in itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning. [Werner Karl Heisenberg]

The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives, everything he does becomes tainted. [Mahatma Gandhi]

People that are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do...

Beethoven was in a perpetual state of diarrhea, yet managed to create some of the most uplifting music known to man. [shreyas]

i like being moved. I don't like being pushed. [John Cage]

no matter how far you've gone on a wrong road, turn back. [turkish proverb]

Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive. [Howard Thurman]

Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.

Love is the loaded gun. Let me point it at everyone. [1989, the violet burning]

Intellect is a tool of the will.

Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief,
All kill their inspiration and then sing about the grief.
[U2, The Fly, Achtung Baby]

All the busy little creatures 
Chasing out their destinies 
Living in their pools 
They soon forget about the sea... 
[Neil Peart, 1980]

If we could shrink the Earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this: There would be 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere (North and South) and 8 Africans. 51 would be female; 49 would be male. 70 would be non-white; 30 white. 70 would be non-Christian; 30 Christian. 50% of the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and all 6 would be citizens of the United States. 80 would live in substandard housing. 70 would be unable to read. 50 would suffer from malnutrition. 1 would be near death, 1 would be near birth. Only 1 would have a college education. No one would own a computer When one considers our world from such an incredibly compressed perspective, the need for both tolerance and understanding becomes apparent. [statistics are pre-1990]

Digital information, unconstrained by packaging, is a continuing process more like the metamorphosing tales of prehistory than anything that will fit in shrink-wrap. From the Neolithic to Gutenberg (monks aside), information was passed on, mouth to ear, changing with every retelling (or resinging). The stories which once shaped our sense of the world didn't have authoritative versions. They adapted to each culture in which they found themselves being told. Because there was never a moment when the story was frozen in print, the so-called "moral" right of storytellers to own the tale was neither protected nor recognized. The story simply passed through each of them on its way to the next, where it would assume a different form. As we return to continuous information, we can expect the importance of authorship to diminish. Creative people may have to renew their acquaintance with humility. [John Perry Barlow, Everything You Know About Intellectual Property Is Wrong]

You should always stop to smell the roses, but, should one be missed, don't spend so much time looking over your shoulder that you miss the next one coming up.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. [Plato]

Do you listen or wait-to-talk? [Pulp Fiction]

I'm so fast I can turn out the light and be in bed before it gets dark. [Muhammad Ali]

It is hard to be brave when you're only a very small animal [Piglet]

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves. [John Wayne]

Spirit. It cannot be broken and it cannot be stolen away. A victim in the throes of despair might feel otherwise, and certainly the victim's "master" would like to believe it so. But in truth, the spirit remains, sometimes buried but never fully removed. Spirit. It is the hero's strength, the mother's resilience, and the poor man's armor. It cannot be broken, and it cannot be taken away. This I must believe. [Drizzt Do'Urden]

Marketing is a mental exercise with the battleground being the human mind. All offensive operations should be directed at that target. Your artilery is nothing but words, pictures, sounds. [Reis and Trout]

You're not going crazy, you're going sane in a crazy world. [the Tick]

One cannot shake hands with a clinched fist. [Indira Gandhi]

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who as the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. [Theodore Roosevelt]

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.

Hope is hearing the music of the future. Faith is dancing to it today.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?" Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. You were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within you. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we're liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. [Marianne Williamson "A Return to Love"]

It is understood that the Republicans are considering changing their emblem from an elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, encourages cooperation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others. [from a feminist magazine]

Catholics go to church every week and gamble, but they call it Bingo. The Pope blesses 'em, so it's all right. The state of Nevada is built on a deck of cards and a roulette wheel, but that's okay, 'cause it's white folks that passed the law saying it was okay. But you let us go over in the corner of the alley with some dice and try to make a little profit and here comes the police, the judge, the jailer and the sociology student. We get thrown into jail for gambling or stealing. White folks go to Congress for stealing and they call that democracy. [H Rap Brown]

You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it on the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it. [from Mean Streets]

the difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent. The difference between stupid and intelligent people--and this is true whether or not they are well-educated--is that intelligent people can handle subtlety. They are not baffled by ambiguous or even contradictory situations--in fact, they expect them and are apt to become suspicious when things seem overly straightforward. [Constable Moore in "Diamond Age" by Neal Stephenson]

CM: The old guard believe in that code because they came to it the hard way. They raise their children to believe in that code--but their children believe it for entirely different reasons. N: They believe it because they have been indoctrinated to belive it. CM: Yes. Some of them never challenge it--they grow up to be small-minded people, who can tell you what they believe but not why they believe it. Others become disillusioned by the hypocrisy of society and rebel N: Which path do you intend to take? Conformity or rebellion? CM: Neither one. Both ways are simple-minded--they are only for people who cannot cope with contradiction and ambiguity. [Nell and Constable Moore in "Diamond Age" by Neal Stephenson]

We are reorganizing in order to eliminate duplication and redundancy. [Herb Caen]

Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.

Love your enemies -- they hate that.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. [Arthur C. Clarke]

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. [Linus Pauling]

You might be disappointed if you fail, but you will be doomed if you don't try. [Ben Franklin]

Fear is a darkroom for developing negatives.

Finally, an effective animal trap must be suited to the particular attributes of the quarry it is designed to capture. One cannot capture a guppy with a lobster trap or a mosquito with a butterfly net. Consider the awesomly effective 19th-century Amercian wolf trap. The simplicity and frightening elegance of this trap is that it depends of the wolf's appetite for the the taste of blood. A bloodied knife blade was left to freeze in the winter ice. While licking the knife, the wolf would cuts its tongue and began to bleed. It would then start to lick at the knife all the more, which in turn led to a greater flow of blood - and the wolf's ultimate undoing. The animal's blood attracted other wolves, who then attacked the victim and eventually, one another. Thus a whole pack of wolves could be destroyed with just one trap. [Jeffrey Z. Rubin]

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. [Walt Disney]

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. [Ron Wild]

If a woman is swept off a ship into the water, the cry is `Man overboard!' If she is killed by a hit-and-run driver, the charge is `manslaughter.' If she is injured on the job, the coverage is `workmen's compensation.' But if she arrives at a threshold marked `Men Only,' she knows the admonition is not intended to bar animals or plants or inanimate objects. It is meant for her. [Alma Graham]

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. [Ray Simard]

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. [Jules de Gaultier]

Art is meant to disturb. [Georges Braque]

I won't hold back anything, 
And I'll walk away a fool or a king. [Billy Joel -- Matter of Trust]

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half of the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it. [Bertrand Russell]

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. [Francis Bacon]

Human life cannot be formless. We live by patterns. We move in comradeships. Conformity is evil when it distorts, flattens, and erases fruitful ways, strong ideas, natural identities; it is evil when it is a steamroller. But a man cannot escape being part of a milieu - and a recognizable part - unless he flees naked to a cave, never to return. The sensible thing is to use hard thinking to find the right way to live and then to live that way. What matters is living with dignity, with decency, and without fear. [Herman Wouk]

Brutality can never be undone. [RageATM]

If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking. [George S. Patton Jr.]

Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who can not, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live. [Peter Cochrane]

To my son, color is something that comes in a box. I just wish he didn't have to grow up.

To succeed, you must have tremendous perserverance... tremendous will. "I will drink the ocean", says the perservering soul; at my will mountains will crumble." Have that sort of energy, that sort of will; work hard, and you will reach the goal. [Swami Vivekananda]

the revolution will not be televised. [Gil Scott Heron, 1975]

Never doubt that a small group of committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that has. [Margaret Meade]

living, dying, and thinking... they're all team sports. [Timothy Leary]

Any man that needs to get totally drunk on a regular basis, has a gaping hole to fill before going out and looking for a woman. [my sister, paraphrased]

Maintaining the status quo is the same as regressing; while you are holding your own, others are passing you by. Be harsh on yourself. Do not ever think that you have made it; do not ever be staisfied by what you have done. Drive yourself for the rest of your life. If you do not move, you become paralyzed. Develop your potential to the fullest, for you, too, can wake the sleeping genius at will. [Kim Woo-Choong, Every Street Is Paved With Gold]

I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand. [Chinese Proverb]

metaphors be with you.

Telling a tale cannot be like living it, no matter what you say, 
talking of love cannot be like giving it away. [Information Society]

I see you over there, just clinging to the wall. Because they told you like ivy you were bound to crawl. But you kept looking up, girl, and I know why. You knew someday you were gonna touch the sky. [John Hiatt]

Will you remember my name, when we pass each other in the streets? Will you call out, stop and talk to me, or will you just walk on by as if you hadn't noticed me standing there, staring at you, tears thick as blood pouring down my face, crying out for someone to help me, pleading for you to rescue me, as I slowly drown in my lonely pain?

Never cut what you can untie. [Joseph Joubert]

Invitation is the highest form of flattery.

To quote is to borrow, to proclaim is to create... [J. Tibet]

Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression: this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers. [Article 19, U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights]

Ignorance is curable....

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. [Robert Frost]

The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him. [Jim Samuels]

When you deceive some people some of the time, you are not worthy of anyone's trust [me]

Thus science may implement the ways in which man produces, stores, and consults the record of the race. [Vannevar Bush]

When I walk down the street and only 3 or 4 shots are fired at me, I find it hard to stay awake. [Mehul]

Research is to see what everybody else sees, and to think what nobody else has thought. [Albert Szent-Gyorgy]

Your lips look cold. Can I warm them up for you?

I look at the time with you to keep me awake and alive. [Peter Gabriel "In Your Eyes"]

Caring is the most hazardous of human experiences because it means choosing to be vulnerable.

Tools do not equal Talent.

If the grass is always greener... why build the fence?

If I could look into your skin, into your arm, what would I see? 
Someone who was made of meat, someone who was made of blood, 
someone who was just like me. If I could gaze into your brain, 
into your hair, what would I see? someone who was made of wood, 
someone who was made of stone, someone totally alone. You. 
[Robyn Hitchcock "If I Could Look"]

I have driven the streets of Bombay. I fear death no longer. [Mehul]

It is the priviledge of the strong to be kind

The reader wants to be involved in a mutual act of seduction, and there is no excitement in seducing a whore. [Umberto Eco -- New York Times, Nov. 28 1995]

We must support friends even in their mistakes; however, it must be the friend and not the mistake we are supporting. [Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi]

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about. [Charles Kingsley]

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The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well. [Elisabeth Kubler-Ross]

People are like stained glass windows; they sparkle and shine while the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. [Elisabeth Kubler-Ross]

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. [Mother Teresa]

...progress is often accompanied by the willingness of the individual to take risks. The ultimate test of education is to evaluate the progress of the past, to responsibly manage the consequences of that progress, and to contribute to the intellectual and technological advancements that will appear in the future ... technology is a tool and not a master. [Arkansas School for Mathematics and Science -- Philosophy Statement]

The only rational way of educating is to be an example--if one can't help it, a warning example. [Einstein]

Funk 'em, just to see the look on their face. [George Clinton]

If George Washington didn't get independence for this country nonviolently, and if Patrick Henry didn't come up with a nonviolent statement, and you taught me to look up to them as patriots and heroes, then it's time for you to realize that I've learned your books well. [Malcolm X]

the key to immortality is living a life worth remembering

swing low... time to move on... light years in time...
ahead of our time... free your mind and come fly with me...
it's hip... on the mothership... [Parliament Funkadelic]

Trying to put a size 12 foot, in a size 8 shoe..
is like putting on a five dollar hat, on a nickel-head. [Parliament]

I'm vile and perverted. 
I'm obsessed and deranged.
I've existed for years but very little has changed.
I'm the tool of the government and industry too.
For I'm destined to rule and regulate you.
You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away.
I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say.
I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set.... 
[Frank Zappa]

As a boy in the middle west, I used to amuse myself by holding a stick across a gateway that the sheep had to pass through. After the first few sheep had jumped over the stick, I took it away; but all the other sheep leaped through the gateway over an imaginary barrier. The only reason for their jumping was that those in front had jumped. The sheep is not the only animal with that tendency. Almost all of us are prone to do what others are doing, to believe what others are believing, to accept, without question, the testimony of prominent people. [Dale Carnegie "Public Speaking"]

He who loves all, loves none. [The Final Call]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. [Einstein]

Linux is stable, Windoze is the stuff you find on the floor of a stable.

Do, or do not. There is no try. [Yoda]

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. [Lincoln]

Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritative regime. [Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart]

Live never to be ashamed if anything you do or say is published around the world - even if what is published is not true. [Richard Bach]

That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger. [Nietschze]

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. [Gandhi]

... you're a loser becasuse you try too much ... winners don't think about winning, they just love to run ... [With Honors]

In acute suffering the need for meaning is as strong or stronger than the need for happiness. [Peter Berger]

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? 
I don't know, and I don't care.

They praise these tiny indie bands, but if a band finally gets mainstream success, the same people who praised them attack them for 'selling out.' People often play at being nonconformists to mask their own feelings of not fitting in. [Kyle Baker, Why I Hate Saturn]

The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. [Mark Twain]

One side of the street is a Church; across the road is a liquor store. Both of 'em keepin us poor. [Chuck D]

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. [Sir William Drummond]

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. [Oscar Wilde]

You're 18 points down [in the polls]... You might as well do what's right. [Henry Kissinger]

Don't just adopt opinions, develop them. [Charles Isbell]

There are three ways to ruin yourself -- gambling, women, and technology. Gambling is the fastest. Women are the most pleasurable. Technology is the most certain. [George Pompidou]

We trained hard . . . but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization. [Caius Petronius Arbiter, died 66 A.D.]

I did not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfuly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. [Chuang-Tzu]

If you are a Christian, there is no mitigating circumstance that allows you not to love somebody. [Miami Chief of Police <-- this is not a typo]

A lack of knowledge of this area can lead to chaos and futile Sisyphusian work efforts. [anonymous grad school application]

There's two reasons that a person will do something -- the reason that sounds good, and the real reason.

Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just another number. You're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number. [James Estes]

Regret for the past is a waste of spirit. [NYPD Blue]

Whatever you love most, that is your god. [Martin Luther]

Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read. [Mark Twain]

In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion. [Carl Sagan]

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. [Norman Cousins]

You can't steal second base until you get to first.

Pain is weakness leaving the body

One man's magic is another man's science, and a third's religion

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party, than being there. [Franklin P. Jones]

To the small of brain, ambiguity is pain. [Mister The Toad (Zippy the Pinhead)]

If we are to have peace on earth ... our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. No individual can live alone, no nation can live alone, and as long as we try, the more we are going to have war in this world. We must either learn to live together as brothers or we are all going to perish together as fools. [MLK Jr.]

Those who fear technology are letting themselves fall victim to those of us who don't.

The shepard drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepard as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him as the destroyer of liberty. [Abraham Lincoln]

I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. [supposedly Voltaire]

But some of the nonsense was evil, since it concealed great crimes. For example, teachers of children in the United States of America wrote this date on blackboards again and again, and asked the children to memorize it with pride and joy: 1492. The teachers told the children that this was when their continent was discovered by human beings. Actually, millions of human beings were already living full and imaginative lives on the continent in 1492. That was simply the year in which sea pirates began to cheat and rob and kill them. [Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., "Breakfast of Champions"]

Foreign Aid (n): The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it. [Einstein]

The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain any more so it eats it. It's rather like getting tenure.

If it is true that there must be a causeless cause, that does not imply that that cause must be a conscious supernatural entity, and especially not that any such entity must match the description favoured by any particular religion. [Alt.Atheism FAQ]

Knowledge may be power, but communication is the key.

Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you reach your destiny. [Carl Schurz]

No matter what kind of advice and prompting you receive from parents, teachers, advisors, and peers, if you honestly listen to your own intellectual instincts -- to your own inner music, to your own drum beat -- you will ultimately "track yourself through life. [Thoreau]

When I make my first million, I think I'll buy myself some happiness; 
If there's a sale on satisfaction, I might just have to stock up. [Human Radio]

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

The Biosphere II, which is supposed to represent a balanced sampling of life on Earth, contains over 3500 species of plants, animals, birds and insects, and eight white people.

Under democracy, one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule--and both commonly succeed, and are right. [H.L. Mencken]

Before you lend money to a friend, decide which one is worth more... [dat funky Krish]

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like, and give her a house.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off...

No, his mind is not for rent; to any God or government... [Peart/Dubois]

Come with me, everything will be alright. [a true friend]

last updated 02-Oct-09

Monday, February 10, 2014

UNBELIEVABLE BUT TRUE FACTS


1. If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

2. If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

3. The average distance between the stars in the sky is 20 million miles.

4. It would take a modern spaceship 70,000 years to get to the nearest star to earth.

5. An asteroid wiped out every single dinosaur in the world, but not a single species of toad or salamander was affected. No one knows why, nor why the crocodiles and tortoises survived.

6. If you dug a well to the centre of the Earth, and dropped a brick in it, it would take 45 minutes to get to the bottom – 4,000 miles down.

7. Your body sheds 10 billion flakes of skin every day.

8. The Earth weighs 6,500 million million million tons.

9. Honey is the only food consumed by humans that doesn’t go off.

10. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.

11. A donkey can sink into quicksand but a mule can’t.

12. Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second.

13. There are 22 miles more canals in Birmingham UK than in Venice.

14. Potato crisps were invented by a Mr Crumm.

15. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in their correct order.

16. Eskimoes have hundreds of words for snow but none for hello.

17. The word “set” has the most definitions in the English language.

18. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating its letters is uncopyrightable.

19. Windmills always turn counter-clockwise.

20. The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister.

21. The longest English word without a vowel is twyndyllyngs which means "twins".


22. 1 x 8 + 1 = 9; 12 x 8 + 2 = 98; 123 x 8 + 3 = 987; 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876; 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765; 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654; 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543; 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432; 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321


23. The word "dreamt" is the only common word in the English language that ends in "mt".

24. Albert Einstein never wore any socks.

25. The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.

26. In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity.

27. Hummingbirds are the only creatures that can fly backwards.

28. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

29. Cockroaches can live 9 days without their heads before they starve to death.

30. A flamingo can eat only when its head is upside down.

31. The lighter was invented before the match.

32. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.

33. The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!

34. Scientists with high-speed cameras have discovered that rain drops are not tear shaped but rather look like hamburger buns.

35. The first Internet domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com on March 15, 1985.

36. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone back in 1876, only six phones were sold in the first month.

37. Approximately 7.5% of all office documents get lost.

38. Business.com is currently the most expensive domain name sold: for $7.5 million.

39. In 2001, the five most valuable brand names in order were Coca-Cola, Microsoft, IBM, GE, and Nokia.

40. In Canada, the most productive day of the working week is Tuesday.

41. In a study by the University of Chicago in 1907, it was concluded that the easiest colour to spot is yellow. This is why John Hertz, who is the founder of the Yellow Cab Company picked cabs to be yellow.

42. It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.

43. On average a business document is copied 19 times.

44. The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system in India, employing over 1.6 million people.

45. Warner Chappel Music owns the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday." They make over $1 million in royalties every year from the commercial use of the song.

46. All babies are colour-blind when they are born.

47. Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.

48. Each nostril of a human being registers smells in a different way. Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left. However, smells can be detected more accurately when made by the left nostril.

49. Humans are born with 350 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone.

50. May babies are on average 200 grams heavier than babies born in other months.

51. Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards.

52. Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.

53. Queen Lydia Liliuokalani was the last reigning monarch of the Hawaiian Islands. She was also the only Queen the United States ever had.

54. Rolling Stones band member Bill Wyman married a 19 year-old model Mandy Smith in 1988. At the same time Wyman's son was engaged to Mandy Smith's mother. If his son had married Smith's mother, Wyman would have been the step grandfather to his own wife.

55. There are 158 verses in the Greek National Anthem.

56. There are about 6,800 languages in the world.

57. There was no punctuation until the 15th century.

58. Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

59. The coconut is the largest seed in the world.

60. There is cyanide in apple pips.

61. If you were to take 1 lb. of spiders web and stretch it out it would circle the whole way around the world!

62. If every person in China stood on a chair and jumped off at the same time...it would knock the earth off its axis!

63. A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!

64. The shortest war on record, between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896, lasted just 38 minutes.

65. The Shell Oil Company originally began as a novelty shop in London that sold seashells.

66. The symbols + (addition) and – (subtraction) came into general use in 1489.

67. If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708! (or £’s or whatever currency).

68. It is not possible to tickle yourself. The cerebellum, a part of the brain, warns the rest of the brain that you are about to tickle yourself. Since your brain knows this, it ignores the resulting sensation.

69. The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.

70. The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty-five miles long.

71. Due to precipitation, for a few weeks, K2 is taller than Mt. Everest.

72. Astronauts get taller when they are in space.

73. There are over one hundred billion galaxies with each galaxy having billions of stars.

74. The surface area of the lungs is roughly the same size as a tennis court.

75. A dog can hear sounds that are 100 times fainter than the faintest sounds that a person can hear. If a person can just hear a noise that is coming from 10 feet away, a dog could hear that same noise from 100 feet away.

76. If a sole (a type of fish) lays upon a chessboard it can change the colouring of its body to match the pattern of the chess board. The sole takes about 4 minutes to make the change.

77. Of all the animals on earth the mosquito has contributed to the deaths of more people than any other animal.

78. In the courts of the Roman Empire, instead of swearing an oath on a bible, men swore to the truth on their statements while holding their genitals. Hence the word 'testify', from 'testicles'.

79. The first soap powder, produced in 1907, was made with Perborate and Silicate - hence its brand name, Persil.

80. If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Americas and 8 Africans. Only 1 would own a computer.

81. All elephants walk on tiptoe, because the back portion of their foot is made up of all fat and no bone.

82. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

83. Hawaii has the only royal palace in the United States.

84. Chicken liver can be used to change A type blood to O type blood.

85. It takes only 8 minutes for sunlight to travel from the sun to the earth, which also means, if you see the sun go out, it actually went out 8 minutes ago.

86. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

87. An octopus has 3 hearts.

88. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

89. The hair on a polar bear is not white, but clear. They reflect light, so they appear white.

90. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

91. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in 9 different ways; Read this: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

92. The blue whale has a heart the size of a small car and its blood vessel is so broad, that a person could swim through it.

93. A left-handed person finds it easier to open a jar than a right-handed person because they can supply a stronger anticlockwise turning force than a right-handed person. However a right-handed person will find it easier to tighten the jar up afterwards.

94. The orbit of the Moon about the Earth would fit easily inside the Sun.

95. A chameleon can move its eyes in two directions at the same time.

96. Typewriter is the longest word that can be made only using one row on the keyboard.

97. Because of the rotation of earth you can throw a ball farther to the west than to the east.

98. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

99. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

100. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar (euro, pound).

Monday, February 3, 2014

True Facts

  • 1,200 college students streaked at the same time in Boulder, CO in 1974.
  • 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."
  • 98% of American drivers think they drive better than anyone else.
  • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  • "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  • "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
  • A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  • A dime has 118 ridges around the edge (yeah, man!).
  • A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
  • A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.
  • A male kangaroo is called a boomer, and a female is called a flyer.
  • A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
  • A porpoise swims slowly in a circle as it sleeps.
  • A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
  • A small tribe named the Todas in southern India doesn't greet each other with a handshake, they thumb their noses.
  • A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.
  • All the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
  • All the 50 states of America are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  • About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money (The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years).
  • About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald.
  • About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
  • According to one poll, nearly 3/4 of all American women wear a bra that is the wrong size.
  • All porcupines float in water.
  • America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.
  • Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $440,000
  • An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.
  • An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
  • An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
  • An estimated 6,000 American teenagers lose their virginity every day.
  • An Indian woman can legally wed a goat.
  • Armadillos can be housebroken.
  • Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
  • At one time in Holland it took four years to train to be a hatmaker but only three years to train to be a surgeon.
  • Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
  • Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
  • Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement."
  • Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
  • Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
  • Ballroom dancing is a major at Brigham Young University.
  • Because of the unusual shape of its legs and its bulky tail a kangaroo can't walk or move backwards very easily.
  • Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific.
  • Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.
  • Boss spelled backwards is double s-o-b.
  • Bubble gum contains rubber.
  • Camel's milk does not curdle.
  • Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
  • Captain Jean-Luc Picard's fish was named Livingston.
  • Captain Kangaroo won five Emmy awards.
  • Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty," but he did say, "Beam me up, Mr. Scott".
  • Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike.
  • Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
  • Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
  • Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living.
  • Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4
  • Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7
  • Chances that an American lives within 50 miles of where he/she grew up: 1 in 2
  • Chicken soup was considered an aphrodisiac in the Middle Ages.
  • Cinderella's slippers were originally made out of fur. The story was changed in the 1600s by a translator.
  • City with the highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists: Wash., DC.
  • City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong
  • Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them, used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
  • Coca-cola was originally green.
  • Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
  • David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
  • Despite the many rat-infested slums in New York City, rats bite only 311 people in an average year.  But 1,519 residents are bitten annually by other New Yorkers.
  • Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
  • Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
  • Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
  • Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."
  • Dreamt is the only English word that ends with "mt".
  • Drivers tend to drive faster when other cars are around. It doesn't matter whether they are in front, behind or beside them.
  • Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
  • Dumbest: Afghan
  • During his entire lifetime, Herman Melville's timeless classic of the sea, 'Moby Dick', only sold 50 copies.
  • Each unit on the Richter Scale is equivalent to a power factor of about 32. So a 6 is 32 times more powerful than a 5! Though it goes to 10, 9 is estimated to be the point of total tectonic destruction (2 is the smallest that can be felt unaided.)
  • Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
  • Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
  • Eskimos never gamble.
  • Estimated percentage of American adults who go on a diet each year: 44
  • Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.
  • Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treas.
  • Every person has a unique tongue print.
  • Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.
  • Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  • Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."
  • February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
  • First novel ever written on a typewriter was "Tom Sawyer".
  • Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk.
  • Hang On Snoopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
  • Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
  • Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.
  • Hot water is heavier than cold.
  • How can you tell when a gorilla is angry? It sticks its tongue out.
  • Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
  • Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
  • Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
  • If an orangutan belches at you, watch out. He's warning you to stay out of his territory.
  • If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning first before you will die of oxygen deprivation.
  • If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive $.10 from the town.
  • If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
  • In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.
  • In 1681, the last dodo bird died.
  • In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound pet rock.
  • In 1977, a 13-year-old boy discovered a tooth growing on his left foot.
  • In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
  • In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods.
  • In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.
  • In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast.
  • In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows.
  • In 1984, a New Jersey man opened a summer camp for Cabbage Patch dolls.
  • In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland.
  • In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam."
  • In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  • In high school, Robin Williams was voted "Least Likely to Succeed."
  • In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
  • In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
  • In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
  • In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
  • In the early '80s, a toad was discovered that meows instead of croaking.
  • In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured
  • In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  • Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  • Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
  • It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
  • It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
  • It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot.
  • It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back.
  • It was the left shoe that Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway, when the prince tried to follow her.
  • It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.
  • Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined.
  • Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.
  • Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.
  • Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
  • Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son.
  • Live spelled backwards is evil.
  • Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom."
  • Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
  • Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
  • Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots
  • Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
  • Men get hiccups more often than woman.
  • Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
  • Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as Pres. Bush in 1991.
  • Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of linen.
  • Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.
  • More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
  • Mosquitoes have teeth.
  • Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
  • Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
  • Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  • Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
  • Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to clean elephants.
  • No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl
  • No one knows why, but 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
  • Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
  • Number of different familial relationships for which Hallmark makes cards:105
  • Number of US states that claim test scores in their elementary schools are above national average: 50
  • Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
  • One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.
  • Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
  • Only animal besides human that can get sunburn: Pig.
  • Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird.
  • Only continent without reptiles or snakes: Antarctica.
  • Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver: Eleanor Roosevelt.
  • Only food that does not spoil: honey.
  • Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  • Only president awarded a patent: Abe Lincoln, for a system of buoying vessels over shoals.
  • Only president to remain a bachelor: James Buchanan.
  • Only president to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy, for "Profiles in Courage".
  • Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 year later.
  • Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water.
  • Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  • Pamela Anderson Lee is Canada's Centennial Baby, being the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence.
  • Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
  • Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28. Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38.
  • Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80. Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50.
  • Percentage of Americans that eat at McDonalds each day: 7.
  • Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland or Disney World:70.
  • Percentage of Americans who regularly attend religious services: 43.
  • Percentage of Americans who say that God has spoken to them: 36.
  • Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90. Percentage of mammal species that are monogamous: 3.
  • Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58. Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85.
  • Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
  • Polar bears are left-handed.
  • Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.
  • Portion of Harvard students who graduate with honors: 4/5
  • Portion of ice cream sold that is vanilla: 1/3
  • Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3
  • Portion of potatoes sold that are French-fried: 1/3
  • Portion of US annual rainfall that falls in April: 1/12
  • Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
  • Race car spelled backwards is race car.
  • Rene Descartes came up with the theory of coordinate geometry by looking at a fly walk across a tiled ceiling.
  • Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  • Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
  • Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
  • Sir Isaac Newton was an ordained priest in the Church of England.
  • Smartest dogs: 1)border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever
  • Some biblical scholars believe that Aramaic (the language of the ancient Bible) did not contain an easy way to say "many things" and used a term which has come down to us as 40. This means that when the bible -- in many places -- refers to "40 days," they meant many days.
  • Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.
  • Someone paid $14,000 for the bra Marilyn Monroe wore in Some Like It Hot.
  • Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.
  • Starfish have eight eyes--one at the end of each leg.
  • State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
  • Steve Young, the San Francisco 49ers quarterback, is the great-great-grandson of Mormon leader Brigham Young.
  • Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the  same height as the U.S. flag.
  • The "huddle" in football was formed due a deaf football player who used sign language to communicate and his team didn't want the opposition to see the signals he used and in turn huddled around him.
  • The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
  • The 'y' in signs reading "ye olde.." is properly pronounced with a 'th' sound, not 'y'. The "th" sound does not exist in Latin, so ancient Roman occupied (present day) England use the rune "thorn" to represent "th" sounds. With the advent of the printing press the character from the Roman alphabet which closest resembled thorn was the lower case "y".
  • The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
  • The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
  • The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
  • The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
  • The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.
  • The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
  • The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
  • The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.²
  • The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500s.
  • The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  • The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
  • The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
  • The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
  • The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
  • The flag of the Philippines is the only national flag that is flown differently during times of peace or war. A portion of the flag is blue, while the other is red. The blue portion is flown on top in time of peace and the red portion is flown in war time.
  • The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
  • The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
  • The host team in an NFL football game must have 26 footballs inflated and ready to play with.
  • The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
  • The little bags of netting for gas lanterns (called 'mantles') are radioactive--so much so that they will set off an alarm at a nuclear reactor.
  • The liver, not the heart, is the sign of romance in northern Morocco. When a Moroccan girl falls in love she says, "Darling, you have stolen my liver."
  • The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
  • The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
  • The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
  • The most extras ever used in a movie was 300,000, for the film Gandhi in 1981.
  • The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
  • The name Wendy was made up by James Barrie for the book "Peter Pan"
  • The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
  • The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
  • The only nation who's name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
  • The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.
  • The original story from Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."
  • The parachute was invented by da Vinci in 1515.
  • The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
  • The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  • The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
  • The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.
  • The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
  • The term skyscraper was first used way back in 1888 to describe an 11-story building.
  • The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging." Everything else was allowed, but the only way to be disqualified is to poke someone's eye out.
  • The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
  • The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
  • The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
  • The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
  • The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead".
  • The word "four" is the only number-word that has the same amount of letters as its numerical value.
  • The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
  • The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.
  • The world's greatest lover was King Mongut of Siam. He had 9,000 wives. Before dying of syphilis, he was quoted in saying he only loved the first 700.
  • The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  • The youngest pope was 11 years old.
  • There are 293 ways to make a change for a dollar.
  • There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
  • There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones. [And most of them are in Parma!]
  • There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
  • There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
  • There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
  • They have square watermelons in Japan... they stack better.
  • Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
  • Until 1965, driving was done on the left-hand side on roads in Sweden. The conversion to right-hand was done on a weekday at 5pm. All traffic stopped as people switched sides. This time and day were chosen to prevent accidents where drivers would have gotten up in the morning and been too sleepy to realize *this* was the day of the changeover.
  • Walter Cavanaugh, "Mr. Plastic Fantastic," has 1,196 different valid credit cards.
  • Watch out for flying hockey pucks - they travel at up to 100 mph.
  • What color was Christopher Columbus's hair? Blonde.
  • When Bugs Bunny first appeared in 1935, he was called Happy Rabbit.
  • When European explorers first saw kangaroos they asked an aboriginal what they were called. He replied "kangaroo" meaning "I don't understand your question". The explorers thought this was the animal's name.
  • When he's feeling amorous, the male sea otter grabs the female's nose with his teeth.
  • When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
  • When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  • When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
  • Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
  • Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
  • You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
  • You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.
  • Your nose and ears never stop growing.
  • Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.